It's all about me(me).
Ask me any 5 questions (or more, if you really want to), which I will answer unless I just can't bring myself to do so. (Note to lizzielizzie — : this is not a -challenge-. ;) You can ask me to interview you, too - but if you do so and don't ask me at least one question, don't count on it happening. On the other hand, I'll return the favor for anyone who -does- ask questions.
Hey, people gripe that I don't post anything relevant to my LJ... you're asking the questions, you can now -make- it relevant. ;)
(Meme as cribbed from any number of people. Enjoy, feel free to steal it.)